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Vote Reptilian 2028 Conspiracy Election Parody Bag

$25.82

Color: Navy

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A funny conspiracy themed election parody featuring “Vote Reptilian 2028” with the slogan “Obey Your Lizard Overlords!” A satirical design for conspiracy fans, lizard people believers, weird humor lovers and anyone ready to vote for the supposed rulers behind the curtain.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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